We’re about halfway through December, so I figured it’s high time I posted something Christmas-related here.
By now, I’m sure many of us have seen (or have been subjected to) the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ home video release We Wish You a Turtle Christmas. James Rolfe (the Angry Video Game Nerd), Alison Pregler (Obscurus Lupa) and more recently Doug Walker (the Nostalgia Critic) have all reviewed this holiday masterpiece, so we might as well get in on it as well. (If you haven’t seen this video, it’s a legendary must see…a bit like the Necronomicon.)
Here’s an excerpt from Turtle Christmas. The Turtles are wrapping Christmas presents, so they’re rapping.
Oh, I caught it all right; hit me right in the craw. Here is…The Wrap Rap.
It looks like the Krampus has some competition for the title of Scariest Christmas mascot. Excuse me, I’m off to go burn my eyes and ears.