Why Grumpy Bear is Awesome!

  1. He’s taken it upon himself to be the edgy, brooding Care Bear.
  2. He finds the other Care Bears’ bright cheerful dispositions to be just as annoying as we do.
  3. He’s turned griping into a fine art.
  4. He’s dusty blue, a nice shade.
  5. In Care Bears: Adventures in Care-A-Lot, he was voiced by Scott McNeil.
  6. He once worked as an inventor, so he likes working with BIG TOOLS!
  7. He’s uttered phrases such as “Bumbling Blizterbugs!” and “Typhonic Typhoons!” un-ironically.
  8. Like the late, great Johnny Cash, he walks the line.
  9. He’s living proof that even the world of cutesy plush toys has a dark side.
  10. He once complained about having nothing to complain about.
  11. He can stand being around Baby Hugs and Baby Tugs for longer than 2 minutes (Trust us, that’s an achievement!)
  12. That stylin’ rain cloud Belly Badge (that sounds better than “Tummy Symbol”)
  13. He’s cute, just don’t ever let him hear you say that.

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