Why Cyborg is Awesome!

  1. He’s the co-leader of the Teen Titans.
  2. His body is titanium body armor, so he saves a fortune on clothes.
  3. He can fire a rocket from his shoe!
  4. He’s that rare combination: a jock who’s also a mega-brain.
  5. He can lift a bus. So who needs the A-train?
  6. His father, Silas Stone, helped design Titans Tower. He must’ve been a fan of Mr. T.
  7. He can summon forth dozens of high-tech attachments and devices from his person without having to shout “Go Go Gadget” first.
  8. He got to appear on Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians, where he was voiced by Ernie “Winston Zeddmore” Hudson.
  9. He recently upgraded himself to the latest Android operating system.
  10. He’s a gamer. We like gamers.
  11. He can calculate pi to 1000 places and devour 1000 Monster Burgers.
  12. He’s got an infrared cybernetic eye. The only other people who can boast that are Kano from Mortal Kombat and the Terminator.
  13. He built his own freakin’ car! I can’t even build a shelf.
  14. He went to a H.I.V.E. dance with Jinx as his date. Who wouldn’t want to date a cute witch?
  15. He can say “Booyaah!” unironcially.
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1 Comment

  1. Personally, I prefer the original comics version of Cyborg, who was a little more mature than the toon version we've seen since 2003.

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